About

About This Site

This is my zone on the Web. It’s one part a playground where I can get wild and zany, and one part a garden in which I tend and grow creations over months and years. Here I publish translations, articles, blog posts, and videogames; rally my friends to create art; and promote books and projects/people which I think are worth checking out.

About Me

Ha, ha, and ha again! What could you possibly want to know that you can’t puzzle out by reading the home page?

A biography, you say? A description of myself? Very well. This section shall also serve as the FAQ, Site Explainer, Visitor Guidebook, and Tourist Pamphlet.

Who

No need to share details here, I think. If you’re really curious, you can , or (less quickly) by Webmentioning this page. The confident are also invited to try an alternate method:

  1. Write down what you intend to say on a piece of paper.
  2. Stare hard at the piece of paper.
  3. Await my telepathic response.

给我发中文电邮的人可获加分!

What

See above.

When

Right now, before your very eyes. There’s no time to waste: surf to the home page!

Where

In a West Coast United State, within the hollow interior of a fuschia pyramid 150 feet wide at the base. The top of the pyramid is not pointy, but rather has been truncated to form the Surface Square. A lockable hatch installed on the Surface Square is the only method of ingress and egress; it protects the ladder to the living complex below.

Why

Option 1: see above.

Option 2: My SEO expert has advised me to blither at length until this website gets tired of me, packs its bags, and leaves – at which point I can shoot it in the back.

How

I subsist entirely on the agricultural products of a meat bush. Metabolizing the meat gives me the energy I need to be creative.