Darth Drongo

by Chance. .

A drawing of an evil alien named Darth Drongo

Darth Drongo's creator describes him as follows:

  • Forehead tat displays drongish deference to his fav classical Terran musician
  • Signature shutter-monocle is attributed abilities ranging from farsight to nigh-omniscience. DD just Likes the Look
  • Effortlessly mastered Forms I-VII in the womb, abandoned his lightsaber by age 12, now simply spams Lemonberry Lightning at all problems
  • Consumes only the finest Twi’lek brews (and bitches)
  • Often goes a-Sithin’ in standard Jedi Knight robe to achieve maximal chaos/comfort despite the contradiction. Absolutes mean nothing to this Sith
  • Founder of galactically-recognized 00F brand apparel, well-known for being mandatory everyday wear in one star sector and banned in another, with the resultant 00Fer wars entirely masterminded by yours truly