That's Right, Voyeur

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Tags: poetry, parody

This is a naughty parody of “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”, a Beatles classic from the White Album.

I turn on the faucet
Warm water starts flowing
That's right, voyeur: take a peep!

And while I'm disrobing
I know what I'm showing
That's right, voyeur: take a peep!

I don't know why nobody told you
How to be bolder in love
I don't know how somebody sold you
Tickets to watch from above

With lathered-up bubbles
I'm rubbing my belly
That's right, voyeur: take a peep!

I'm wiggling and jiggling
Like hot sexy jelly
That's right, voyeur: take a peep!

I don't know why total immersion
Triggers perversion in you
I don't know how you got this craving
But I relish bathing for you

I rise from the tub
And the droplets start rolling
That's right, voyeur: take a peep!

I hope that your tongue's out
And ceaselessly lolling
That's right, voyeur: take a peep!