Sir Fedivere
by Maxwell Joslyn. .
I'd watch a food review show where the host apes Bedivere as portrayed in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, making up ludicrous explanations for everything and having to open and close the little door on his helmet for each bite.
It would be called "Sir Fedivere" -- or perhaps, if the other knights got involved, "The Bites of the Round Table."