It's Dark Outside, and I'm Spider-Man

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fv spiderman

The publication date of this snippet is an approximation; I only recall that it was some time in fall or winter 2018, on an evening with these friends.

"It's dark outside, and I'm Spider-Man," said Spider-Man. "I am here for those of you who have suffered from CRIME." The citizens of New York were distraught. "The person who crimed us is Stan Lee!" "It can't be," said Spider-Man. His web-shooters flexed. His butt clenched. "It can't be." But it was.