You've Gotta Have a Prince
by Maxwell Joslyn. .
In reply to https://events.indieweb.org/2021/05/homebrew-website-club-the-americas-4ye1RCe2cBdC
Whereas he has ceaselessly displayed the virtues of camaraderie, wisdom, and piety befitting those of noble rank,
Whereas he and I agreed it was a good idea,
Whereas those parties assembled at HWC Americas made no objection,
By the powers invested in me according to the ancient and noble constitution of maxwelljoslyn.com,
I hereby crown
Prince of this website,
at 12 PM, 49 minutes and 24 seconds past the hour, on May 28th, in the 31st year since the Web began.